25 things i'd do for my grl...
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respect your independence.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
5. Come up behind you and put my arms around you.
6. Play with your hair.
7. My hands always find yours.
8. Be cute when I really want something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
10. Dance with you, even if i feel like a dork.
11. Never run out of love.
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
13. Realize im being funny when i need to be serious.
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit me and it actually hurts.
16. Smile a lot.
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things i wouldn't normally like
to do, just because i know it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
21. Always give you a peck on the cheek when we part, even when my
friends are watching.
22. Sing, even if i can't.
23. Have a creative sense of humor.
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason.
BUT... We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are
some guidelines from the male side.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining
about you leaving it down.
2. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
4. Crying can be blackmail. Dont overuse it...
5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
9. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
10. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us
to act like soap opera guys.
12. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
13. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself. derrrrr.
14. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
15. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
16. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is a vegetable. We have no
idea what mauve is.
17. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
18. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
19. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer
you don't want to hear.
20. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine...Really. As long as it aint skanky, we're cool.
22. You have enough clothes.
23. You have too many shoes.
24. I _am_ in shape. Curvy.
25. Thanks for reading this far. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like
camping. :-P
